peehonk 

The inadvertent flatulence that escapes one's own rectum while enjoying that morning pee. Typically escaping ones rustic canel when one pushes out that last piss shot of the opening ceremony. The 1st piss of the day often ends with one or more peehonks.

Aye bitch,. I swear to God, do you have to peehonk every opening ceremony? Can't you just manquief like my last bf did? That peehonkin makes me start my day with a highflyer for your roughstache on the reg!

peehonk by #ound January 18, 2024

peewonk 

Those last precious, dribbling yellow pearls needed to relieve oneself. Only in this case, it's used in a context in which one is extremely frightened.

I saw "The Exorcist" last night and it scared the peewonk out of me.

peewonk by jimbored March 4, 2009

peemonkey12 

A very talented and sexy man, who goes by the name Sage Sagbert or "fart boy". He is peemonkey12 on TikTok. Everything he does is mesmerizing and he is very intelligent.

Wow... Did you see peemonkey12's new post on tiktok? He's so hot and sexy. I just want to kiss him on the mouth.

peemonkey12 by webababbebbauufbababba November 11, 2021

Peemonkey 

Monkeys that pee.

The Peemonkey peed on the tree.

Peemonkey by maydaylove August 1, 2011

Peedonker 

A penis

My Peedonker hurts when I piss

Peedonker by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018

Peedonker 

A penis

My peedonker burns when I piss.

Peedonker by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018