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Those last precious, dribbling yellow pearls needed to relieve oneself. Only in this case, it's used in a context in which one is extremely frightened.
I saw "The Exorcist" last night and it scared the peewonk out of me.
peewonk by jimbored March 4, 2009
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peemonkey12 

A very talented and sexy man, who goes by the name Sage Sagbert or "fart boy". He is peemonkey12 on TikTok. Everything he does is mesmerizing and he is very intelligent.
Wow... Did you see peemonkey12's new post on tiktok? He's so hot and sexy. I just want to kiss him on the mouth.
peemonkey12 by webababbebbauufbababba November 11, 2021
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Peemonkey 

Monkeys that pee.
The Peemonkey peed on the tree.
Peemonkey by maydaylove August 1, 2011

Peedonker 

My Peedonker hurts when I piss
Peedonker by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018

Peedonker 

My peedonker burns when I piss.
Peedonker by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018

peewinker 

Name for the human Male genitalia

Sentence: Why dont you get on your knees and lick on my peewinker you cricker!
Sentence: Why dont you get on your knees and lick on my peewinker you cricker!
peewinker by Crickerman October 18, 2020
The inadvertent flatulence that escapes one's own rectum while enjoying that morning pee. Typically escaping ones rustic canel when one pushes out that last piss shot of the opening ceremony. The 1st piss of the day often ends with one or more peehonks.
Aye bitch,. I swear to God, do you have to peehonk every opening ceremony? Can't you just manquief like my last bf did? That peehonkin makes me start my day with a highflyer for your roughstache on the reg!
peehonk by #ound January 18, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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