manquief

When you breathe air in your asshole and than shove an object just a smidge smaller than what is comfortable approximately 2 knuckles deep. At which point a manquief is sure to slip around afor mentioned object. Creating an unmistakable quief sound.
That was a hell of a manquief Becky let out over that 20oz last night hmm? Shoot dang! That gave me a star spangled banner for real! Almost had a cheesepie for the morning
by #ound January 18, 2024
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peehonk

The inadvertent flatulence that escapes one's own rectum while enjoying that morning pee. Typically escaping ones rustic canel when one pushes out that last piss shot of the opening ceremony. The 1st piss of the day often ends with one or more peehonks.
Aye bitch,. I swear to God, do you have to peehonk every opening ceremony? Can't you just manquief like my last bf did? That peehonkin makes me start my day with a highflyer for your roughstache on the reg!
by #ound January 18, 2024
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