Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
The act of urinating the morning after a booty call followed by an immediate pass out.
The shape of the "V" is what you'll see as you pee half in the toilet and half in either a trash can, bath tub, or the floor next to the toilet.
Normal cause of this action would be the leftover nut still left in the tip of your penis.
Damn, I went over to Cheryl's house last night at midnight, banged the crap out of her, and passed out. This morning I woke up with a case of V Pee and it went all over her bathroom!
When a guy tucks in his ball sack on video and not has not shown his face, and then while the men watching (xbox liveUNO) think its a vagina, he spreads his legs and his balls and dick pop out!
yo dude this guy who looked like he had a vagina was on UNO on xbox live but the dude had a fucking pee pee vagina!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.