Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
The act of urinating the morning after a booty call followed by an immediate pass out.
The shape of the "V" is what you'll see as you pee half in the toilet and half in either a trash can, bath tub, or the floor next to the toilet.
Normal cause of this action would be the leftover nut still left in the tip of your penis.
Damn, I went over to Cheryl's house last night at midnight, banged the crap out of her, and passed out. This morning I woke up with a case of V Pee and it went all over her bathroom!
When a guy tucks in his ball sack on video and not has not shown his face, and then while the men watching (xbox live UNO) think its a vagina, he spreads his legs and his balls and dick pop out!
yo dude this guy who looked like he had a vagina was on UNO on xbox live but the dude had a fucking pee pee vagina!