v-pee

Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.

Haha! Look at Biff! He v-peed on his own pant leg!

by deathb4aol March 20, 2006