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A person of low importance in a corporation or workplace. Someone who does menial tasks such as getting coffee, picking up lunch, scheduling appointments and purchasing gifts for the boss's wife for anniversaries and birthdays.
Pee on day is celebrated by Administrative professionals, secretaries, assistants, helpers etc...
pee on by Miles Murakoshi April 23, 2008
To try to calm after a fight or argument.

Past-tense: Peed on
Brad: I just peed on Trent.
Elijah: Did you get him to calm down?
Brad: Yeah, but he still harbored resentment.
Elijah: Then you obviously didn't pee on him enough!
Pee on by Lisa Cromwell August 16, 2025
A noob at math that is most likely in Pre-Algebra in 8th grade.
Someone who struggles at math. Someone so stupid that even a noob could beat them at Call of Duty. Someone who sucks at everything they attempt to do.
Dude, don't be a Pee-on get an A on the test.

Wow you are such a pee-on at Call of Duty, you were camping and you still got killed.
Pee-On by MATHPWNER69 October 21, 2009
1.) Someone who is of remarkably low social standing and/or is generally considered to be unfavorable.

2.) Someone who copies others actions or ideas, without accreditation, in an attempt to recreate their original success (And often failing to do so).
1.) "That guy who stole your wallet is such a pee-on."

2.) "All those kids at the co-rec who copied my basketball celebration are my pee-ons."
Pee-on by QuindariusGooch April 24, 2022

pee on the side of the toilet 

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.
You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.

Pee on Carl 

1. A corrupt version of "Please Go Online to ICarly.com"

2. A comeback for any insult.
1. "What were you thinking?! Putting up a sign telling people to Pee on Carl!" ~ Officer Carl

2. Person 1 - yo momma is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone while tying to drown a goldfish.

Person 2 - Oh go Pee on Carl you prick!
Pee on Carl by auron May 31, 2013
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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