pedwah 

performance enhancing drug for wild ass-humping

'i went out and bought some pedwah for alice tonight'

pedwah by Y-T April 29, 2009

Pedaholic 

An adult who pushes, or gives alcoholic drinks to children

At the party last night, Jason was the biggest pedaholic

Pedaholic by Lilchief March 14, 2015

Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell 

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.

" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."

Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023

Pedahomonecrabeastaphyliac 

The raping of a small dead animal that is the same sex as you.

"Jeff did you hear that Spencer is a Pedahomonecrabeastaphyliac

Pedahomonecrabeastaphyliac by Alex Krane October 14, 2008

penwah

penwah aka your penis is a mans best friend! we thought it would be funny to make a new word up, so we did enjoy kiddly winks.

Please sucki mon penwah!
Rumor has it Gilly allegedly has a 7 inch penwah, though I really doubt it.

penwah by The Oracle December 6, 2004

pedahomonikaphalialiac 

someone who rapes dead baby animals of the same sex.

Miguel is a pedahomonikaphalialiac because had sex with his dead puppy.

pedahomonikaphalialiac by Orange Applesauce November 13, 2009

pedwardzzz has died 

Most frequently used caption on xbox

“Paul take the ba...” Pedwardzzz has died

pedwardzzz has died by Scran man October 11, 2017