Pedway

A set of hamster tunnels designed for humans, which connects shopping centers, train systems and office buildings together. Usually filled with hurried white-collar workers, buskers, shoppers, mothers-with-strollers, mall-walkers and the elderly. Air quality of various segments of a pedway can range from awful (smells like piss) or somewhat pleasant (sections with plants or cookie shops wafting). They are not always temperature controlled and often the route takes longer than an outdoor alternative.

Hey Josh! Want to take the pedway system to City Hall?

Pedway by fellingluckyupnorth January 27, 2018

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peyway

A guy that flips his hair more than he bathes

Girl: he flips his hair more than anyone

Boy: he is a total peyway

peyway by ivy.Eli.Patrick.Peyton October 12, 2016

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pedwah

performance enhancing drug for wild ass-humping

'i went out and bought some pedwah for alice tonight'

pedwah by Y-T April 29, 2009

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Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.

" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."

Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023