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Not illegal but feels it,

"It's not illegal she 16"

Not pedophilic but pedophilic adjacent.
It feels wrong like he's a little better pedoish.
pedoish by Guywhosaysthings June 10, 2024
Words you can keep
When dat nigga you saw looking through yo window straight up creepin at yo ass n licking his crusty ass lips
Pedoism-where a man/women likes younger kids
Pedoism by Brandonhooley July 24, 2016
Related Words
A fish that likes following/touching/watching other small fish, mostly male fish.
That fish is a pedofish.
That pedofish keeps touching those baby fish.
Pedofish by SuupaKoopa December 7, 2011
"I watch kids. That sounds bad. I watch kids do karate. That also sounds weird. I watch kids do the karate I teach them. There, that is less PEDO-ISH. "
Pedo-ish by SomeNerd777 May 18, 2019

Pedoshorts 

Shorts worn by underage girls to attract adult male attention. Usually extremely tight, short (up the crack of the butt) or with words on the back to attract attention to the bottoms of these girls. *see pedopants*
Holy cow! What is she 12? How can her parents let her wear those pedoshorts?

Pedoshorts by Lou07 December 14, 2008

Pedoshark 

Someone who seeks to enjoy the fishbait you catch on the ocean waves of the interwebz, being lead on by the so-called jail bait that you assume are of legal age of consent. Then you get lied to and find out you're the gullible moron who fell prey to people who act like undercover cops and/or trolls posing as underaged teens or preteens, you get hooked line and sinked into the trap.

If you're too stupid to figure that out then you're taking a huge risk to pursue jailbait booty from a fake person with a fake picture and profile of someone who looks like they're 18, but happens to be law enforcement undercover or a troll. Then you may be the next pedoshark to end up on the shark fin soup menu.
Underaged Girl: Hey thurr handsome!

Old fart: Do you like popsicles? I fetch you one, you look purrdy, are you 18 yrs old yet?

Underaged Girl Decoy: I swear I'm 18, but don't call me jailbait, because I'm really a 16 yr old decoy and an undercover cop exposing pedosharks like you!

Random Troll: Hahahahaha you loser, get your pervert ass in jail!

Old fart: Fuck, I got hooked line and sinked! Shit...my fins!
Pedoshark by TheBoyInTheHood February 23, 2013

pedoshop 

When pedophiles photoshop pictures of kids' faces on adult bodies.
He was caught with pedoshopped files on his laptop.
pedoshop by Toidles August 4, 2009
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