Shorts worn by underage girls to attract adult male attention. Usually extremely tight, short (up the crack of the butt) or with words on the back to attract attention to the bottoms of these girls. *see pedopants*
Holy cow! What is she 12? How can her parentslet her wear those pedoshorts?
Low quality content (often anime, manga or videogame) that includes provocative representations of minors (loli, shota) meant to barely entertain pedophiles who watch it and keep an audience.
Hey dude, did you play the new japanese game? The character design is amazing!
Man, that's just pedoslop
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"