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Pedoshark 

Someone who seeks to enjoy the fishbait you catch on the ocean waves of the interwebz, being lead on by the so-called jail bait that you assume are of legal age of consent. Then you get lied to and find out you're the gullible moron who fell prey to people who act like undercover cops and/or trolls posing as underaged teens or preteens, you get hooked line and sinked into the trap.

If you're too stupid to figure that out then you're taking a huge risk to pursue jailbait booty from a fake person with a fake picture and profile of someone who looks like they're 18, but happens to be law enforcement undercover or a troll. Then you may be the next pedoshark to end up on the shark fin soup menu.
Underaged Girl: Hey thurr handsome!

Old fart: Do you like popsicles? I fetch you one, you look purrdy, are you 18 yrs old yet?

Underaged Girl Decoy: I swear I'm 18, but don't call me jailbait, because I'm really a 16 yr old decoy and an undercover cop exposing pedosharks like you!

Random Troll: Hahahahaha you loser, get your pervert ass in jail!

Old fart: Fuck, I got hooked line and sinked! Shit...my fins!
Pedoshark by TheBoyInTheHood February 23, 2013
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Pyroshark 

In TF2, Pyroshark is the name given to the Pyro playstyle of using the Neon Annihilator, and hanging out in places like the sewers on 2Fort, the middle section of Well, or near the middle point on Powerhouse.
This is because the Neon Annihilator crits target that are wet (In or just exited water) so players who use it hang out on maps with water areas exclusively near those areas, hence, Shark.
Pyrosharks are just weird. If there's one on the enemy team, just be thankful they aren't using the Phlog or Reserve Shooter.
Pyroshark by sebacostamr July 15, 2019

Pedoshorts 

Shorts worn by underage girls to attract adult male attention. Usually extremely tight, short (up the crack of the butt) or with words on the back to attract attention to the bottoms of these girls. *see pedopants*
Holy cow! What is she 12? How can her parents let her wear those pedoshorts?
Pedoshorts by Lou07 December 14, 2008
When someone unwittingly lusts after a young boy/girl without knowing their age.
Mark stared at the girl's beautiful ass as she walked down the street, but realised he had been pedophaked when she turned around and he saw that she was only 10 years old.
pedophake by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007

Pedostalker 

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.
John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.
Pedostalker by pedokiller August 14, 2012

Pedayshark 

A person that swims around a swimming pool just to check out girls.
Lets go pedayshark the girls
Pedayshark by LUFC2010 July 13, 2010

Pedoshadow

Its when you have 5 o'clock shadow, but only for your mustache
Dude you need to shave, i can see your pedoshadow.
Pedoshadow by dropthebearclaw September 24, 2011