niego 

Alternate way to say nigga

Homie 1: WHATS UP MY NIEGO
Home 2: AYEEEE MY NIEGO

niego by ericscander May 20, 2023

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

I Sent My Chief Negotiator by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019

Niggone 

Referring to the disappearance of any black man through any means. Often associated with African American fathers who desert their children and/or wives.

Jamal: Mom, what happened to daddy?
Shaqueefa: That man done left us when he went to buy cigs. He's long niggone by now!

Niggone by jmbrickhouse July 30, 2015

natasha negovanlis 

An actress with great eyebrows and who wears snap backs like a boss

Natasha Negovanlis' jawline could quite easily cut you and your family into small pieces

natasha negovanlis by fuck off you lil shit September 23, 2015

Niggolas 

Black elf from Lord of the Rings series by Netflix.
Since he's black he's called Niggolas (Nigga+Legolas)

Joe: How we should call black elf from Lord of the Rings?
Bob: Niggolas

Niggolas by JoeLigmaMama February 16, 2022

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007