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The most underated car in the Cadillac family.
"contrary to popular belief, my '89 Seville is pimper than the '89 Deville down the street, even the tail-lights aren't as cool. It's a real sleeper."
seville by Jesus_the_Illest August 29, 2005
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Girls names Seville; are beautiful & kind,
One of the most beautiful things god put to this earth,
Stunning,
Breath taking,
People look back at her when she walks by :o

<3
Me: guess who i got a date with !
him: WHOOO ???
Me: sexy Seville ;)
Him: LUCKKYYYYYYY !!!
Seville by Sexyyyy....<3 October 1, 2011
Noun & adjective;

A hater with the absolute lowest level of intelligence and distasteful behavior that the shimigami, numakhavasu and God (Lord Atum) his priests and family consider to be the most abominable by all beings of the Universe. Even hanerites have admitted they don't like him or his behavior.

Universally agreed upon to be immoral, amoral, disgusting, evil and severely unintelligent.
That's so damn horribly wrong that it's just a Seville when you really consider it.

That's so disgustingly Seville that nobody will want to understand it, let alone think about repeating it
Seville by Ra-Atum-Harakte-Khapri January 14, 2023

Seville Calculator 

This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)

celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans

oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,

they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team

celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto

celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator

seville calculator 

A myth by glasgow Rangers fans that the world media had a agenda against them.
While the world media reported the amount of Celtic fans as between 60,000 to 80,000 Rangers fans still insist they were no more than 30,000.
They also believe than the awarding of the World and European Fair play awards to Celtic fans only happened because of the biggest cover up ever in history in the history of mankind.
In a rangers pub you might hear "Them and their seville calculator ,I remember going to ibrox in the early 80,s I was one of the 5,000 loyal fans.
The problem is you hear that from almost every rangers fan over 40 and realistically you would need some kind of super seville calculator to figure that one out.

seville ohio 

A fun small country town that has more party's in the summer than any other town
Dude Seville Ohio is epic
seville ohio by Partymaster May 9, 2016

Dave Seville 

1) The human main character of the Alvin and The Chipmunks series.
2) (Verb) To forget something essential (See Pull a Dave Seville)
Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
Dave Seville by meluvcheese22 March 31, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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