bez

Drug addled idiot. Rose to prominence during the late 1980s-early 1990s as part of the 'Madchester' band, Happy Mondays. Wielded maraccas with the best of them.
"Where are me decks?"
"Bez nicked 'em to sell for drugs."
by Peter Vancouver November 02, 2006
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It means: is or are.
How u bez?!?!1?!1?1!!1??= How are you.
by BigBlowfish November 20, 2004
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A word use in the Arfenhouse series of cartoons, "Bez" can be used to replace almost any word in a sentence, and it can be used as an extra, meaningless word.
Look, it do giantovmahbutt! How you bez?

Who Bez?
by Taylor Esformes April 28, 2004
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To go "mental".
A state in which the human body is terminally "pissed" (angry).
Ultimatly it enduces the undertaker to compose an unearthly attitude change compiling of forceful actions and reletlessly corrupt activities.
"Divn't mess am ganin bez!"

"Shit man you really pissed him off, he's well bez!"
by Skii July 13, 2005
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v. To accidentally defecate. Especially when one expects flatulence, but is greeted by an unholy surprise. See shart.
The Taco Bell chihuahua after eating two bean burritos from the 99 cent menu: "Yo no quiero bez in mis pantalones."

The guy in your dorm that uses the urinals naked: "Ohhh... I just bezzed on the floor..."

You when you're sitting in a seat with heaters, and your butt feels all relaxed: "Oh no, I just bezzed myself."
by SlimWadey January 22, 2008
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The shortened term for lesbian. Can also refer to traits associated with lesbians such as being a bitch, stubborn, feminist, or dismissive.
Don't be a bez! My sewing machine won't stop being a bez! Shut yo mouth you stupid bez!
by sdsucostume September 25, 2009
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see you lata, BEZ playa
by jjg October 04, 2004
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