peckerbot

a peckerbot is a robot that is made for the one greatest job, pleaseing MAN

"dude my peckerbot 3000 just gave me a fucking ass waffle, it was great!!!"

by NIPPLEFUCK February 12, 2007

peckeroni

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.

Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.

by ABMCPC January 7, 2017

Peckernut

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.

Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"

by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

A little yeasty on the peckeroo

A yeast infection on your penis. A term coined by Adam Carolla on the Loveline radio show.

Brian: Oh man, I got a yeast infection from some cunt.
Steve: Got a little yeasty on the peckeroo, bro?

by Vodka23 October 16, 2008

peckerboo

The most unpleasant situation where a man's penis unexpectedly maneuvers its way out of the fly hole of his underwear. A peckerboo usually occurs as the result of either (a) a sudden movement or (b) walking for extended periods. Public Peckerboos are the most severe, as they force a man to adjust his junk in front of everyone in the room.

Man I'm sorry I just grabbed my junk in front of your mom, my di#k was playing peckerboo.

by lawman186583 February 8, 2014

peckersnot

semen, jizz, male ejaculate

I was banging this broad last night and when I pulled out I used my peckersnot to draw a map of Hawaii on her face.

by cartographer79 May 14, 2010

Peckerdongle

A combination of the word "pecker" and "dongle," this was derived on an internet forum as a funny insult, and has been carried into everyday conversation by the people on said forum.

You don't know how to use Google to research stuff for your transcript? You are such a freakin' peckerdongle.

by Peckerdongle April 30, 2008