peckard

one who feels they are above the term of being a pecker but not so with the term of being hard. therefore they are in between forming the word peckard

"oh spaaaaaaa i shall nock you out"
"wtf did you just say"
nothing maaaaaaan chill safe safe"
"good you fucking peckard"
"fuk off" (runs away)

by lils January 17, 2007

peckard starfish

A Peckard starfish is a penis that looks like a starfish

Janet: Put it In
John: I’ll put my peckard starfish in you

by Peckard starfish May 15, 2018

Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Packard Goose

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

Packard Bell

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

by hgdt43 March 14, 2008

Peckerdongle

A combination of the word "pecker" and "dongle," this was derived on an internet forum as a funny insult, and has been carried into everyday conversation by the people on said forum.

You don't know how to use Google to research stuff for your transcript? You are such a freakin' peckerdongle.

by Peckerdongle April 30, 2008

packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

by Spoofnet October 30, 2003