pearsonism 

The religion of (1)having a twin sister. (2)your sister has a really annoying voice and says cheesy jokes (3)gets yelled at by mr. miller a lot. (4)also see margaretism.

no example is provided for this defenition

pearsonism by Conquistador April 30, 2005

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

Pedronism by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

pearnism 

the act of reaching maximum capacity

ohh you reached pearnism

pearnism by marist boyz August 11, 2006

Paronism 

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.

Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.

Paronism by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016

Personist 

Someone who holds views similar to a humanist (i.e. upholding human reason, ethics, and justice, and rejecting supernaturalism, pseudoscience, and superstition), but with different rights-criteria. The main distinction is that personists believe that rights are conferred to the extent that a creature is a person.

Consequently, a member of the human species will not necessarily fit the definition of “person” and may not receive all the rights bestowed to a person. This philosophy is also supposedly open to the idea that such non-human persons as machines, animals, and extraterrestrial life (depending on their sentience) may be entitled to certain rights currently granted only to humans.

John prefers to identify himself as a Personist rather than a Humanist, because he believes that humans are not the only animal species worthy of consideration.

Personist by stringman5 January 14, 2011

pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.

Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.

pansonism by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

parsonist by wumba May 2, 2005