A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a
war between the pigs and the humans. The
human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However
one gloomy day, the
sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the
earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be
mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!
“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe
burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce,
tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed
bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
WaIt TheRE Is BaCOn iN a bACoNAtoR BaCON DeLuXE?