Definitions by _golden.whale_

Peppa Pig 

A bomb-ass show in nick jr. about a pig named Peppa, that has no central plot. Each episode is 5 minutes long, and always has some sort of dinosaur growl from George.

Im Peppa Pig... *oink*
This is my little brother George... *oink oink*
This is Mummy Pig... *Oink!*
And this is Daddy Pig... *OINK!!!!!!!*

Peppa Pig by _golden.whale_ October 26, 2017

Minecraft 

A retarded game that was created by a low life named Markus "Notch" Persson, that is basically video game legos, and created "get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft"

Many children in 2017 get made fun of for playing minecraft
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!

Minecraft by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017

Jake Paul 

DEATH, SUICIDE, EARRAPE also known as SNAKE PAUL

I fucking hate Jake Paul
You should totes look up the Disney Channel Jake Paul meme

Jake Paul by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017