The Cohen Pazo (or mr. Lawyer man) is very fancy and is always wearing a suit and top-hat. He also carries around a briefcase. The Cohen Pazo always uses perfect grammar and punctuation for everything and says “indeed” instead of “yes”

Man: “hello sir.”
The Cohen Pazo: “indeed”

The Cohen Pazo by Toothpaste.io March 22, 2023

Related Words

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Pazoo

An exclamation shouted when something is so awesome, a simple "wow" is not enough.

Pazoo! I just passed my exam!

Pazoo by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Pazoozoo

Demon with a stubby dick.

Damn it Charles you’re such a pazoozoo!

Pazoozoo by sqli July 24, 2019

Pazoned

Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.

Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.

Pazoned by BackToNormal June 26, 2004

Pazooned

Childish word used in the same context as owned

Did you see that guy get pazooned

Pazooned by Turni July 19, 2006

Pazooki

A game in which one playing member attempts to slap another playing member in the face after saying, "Pazooki!" If somebody says Pazooki and then fails to slap the other person across the face, that slap becomes live for five minutes, during which time any playing member can slap any other playing member without needing to say Pazooki. This game is a great way to have fun with your friends at appropriate times and extraordinarily piss off the person you are "Pazooki-ing" if you do so at an inappropriate time

Example One:

Person One: Pazooki, bitch! (slap)

Person Two: Goddamn it... Pazooki right back on you, asshole! (slaps, but misses)

Person One: You missed, that slap is live for five minutes... (slap)

Example Two:

Person One: Pazooki, bitch! (slap)

Person Two: Dude, my parents just died! You are an asshole for Pazooki-ing me right now!

Person One: ...

Pazooki by cinimod97 May 30, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026