Pazookie 

To simultaneously urinate and defecate.

After waiting in line for the bathroom for an hour at the Michael Bolton concert, Rachel pazookied.

Pazookie by Red Velvet Pazookie August 28, 2011

paZOOkie 

A deep-dish cookie that is the most delicious thing ever. Especially at BJs. It is correctly spelled as "Pizookie" but paZOOkie looks so much nicer. The capitalization of the "ZOO" in the middle indicates an emphasis on the pronunciation of those letters.

"Hey guys, it's that time of month again...scary movie and paZOOkie!"

"Oh my god you are so right Ron Shim"

"I know Alex. I always am."

paZOOkie by Ron Shim November 28, 2012

pazookie 

dick,pecker,penis,wanker Made from 15 year old cajun boy who had a little too much to drink

Dammit boy put your pazookie back in your pants!

pazookie by Scott August 26, 2004

pizookie

a 'pizza-cookie', baked and served in a personal-sized circular tin, generally with ice cream on top. Avalible from BJ's Pizza & Brewery

its sweet, sweet eatin

a pizza-cookie

pizookie by alejandro December 2, 2003

patookie 

someones butt or bottom or whatever other word you would use for ass

OOhh she got a nice little patookie.

patookie by BrittanyNicole December 9, 2008

Padookie 

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.

Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.

Padookie by Notalex216 April 30, 2011

Padookie 

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA

Do you have a padookie I could borrow?

Padookie by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018