Pazooki 

A game in which one playing member attempts to slap another playing member in the face after saying, "Pazooki!" If somebody says Pazooki and then fails to slap the other person across the face, that slap becomes live for five minutes, during which time any playing member can slap any other playing member without needing to say Pazooki. This game is a great way to have fun with your friends at appropriate times and extraordinarily piss off the person you are "Pazooki-ing" if you do so at an inappropriate time

Example One:

Person One: Pazooki, bitch! (slap)

Person Two: Goddamn it... Pazooki right back on you, asshole! (slaps, but misses)

Person One: You missed, that slap is live for five minutes... (slap)

Example Two:

Person One: Pazooki, bitch! (slap)

Person Two: Dude, my parents just died! You are an asshole for Pazooki-ing me right now!

Person One: ...

Pazooki by cinimod97 May 30, 2013

Pazooki 

A hurried act of consumption, initially named after a hot dessert, where a food order arrives and is consumed before the individual that ordered said dessert is able to partake in its sweet or savory goodness. Typically, the meal is brought and consumed while purchaser steps away for a quick phone call to his sorry-ass girlfriend, or the bean dip ordered and eaten prior has slid through to persons small intestines thus causing a long and unexpected restroom break. The purchaser of consumed food will likely voice some distress but understand the retribution for absence at time of food arrival.

Don't pazooki the rest of my birthday cake!

I swear I had some Chinese food leftovers...who the hell pazookied my fridge?

Steve's not looking, lets pazooki the hell out out of his shrimp cocktail.

Pazooki by Jobber67 December 4, 2010

Chocolate Chunk Pazooki

When you shit on a woman’s freshly shaved vagina.

Paul ~ “So bro last night this girl made me shit on her vagina right after she shaved!”

Tom ~ “Oh yea! A Chocolate Chunk Pazooki!”

Chocolate Chunk Pazooki by Tiigvbgd124 April 14, 2023

pizookie

a 'pizza-cookie', baked and served in a personal-sized circular tin, generally with ice cream on top. Avalible from BJ's Pizza & Brewery

its sweet, sweet eatin

a pizza-cookie

pizookie by alejandro December 2, 2003

patookie 

someones butt or bottom or whatever other word you would use for ass

OOhh she got a nice little patookie.

patookie by BrittanyNicole December 9, 2008

Padookie 

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.

Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.

Padookie by Notalex216 April 30, 2011

Padookie 

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA

Do you have a padookie I could borrow?

Padookie by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018