payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)

"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"

by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018

payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.

Payton Moormeier

by Ausha April 17, 2019

Sean Payton'd

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.

I just got Sean Payton'd.

by GManOfKC January 16, 2018

Payton Moormeier

The cutest boy in the world

Payton Moormeier is a very cute boy

by Catsanddogs April 21, 2019

payton moormeier

he is the most perfect boy ive know, hes funny, lovable, he likes to hug, and also his hair is so perfect, he loves his family and friends, also hes my boyfriend but he doesnt know yet ;)

payton moormeier is my boyfriend
yes?
yea;)

by paytons gf June 2, 2020

Payton Moormeier

He's cute, writes music, loves his fans, is athletic, loves animals, likes his friends and is all around perfect.

Payton Moormeier is so cute

Of course, he is who would hate him

by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020

John Paxton

Badass U.S. Air Force Pararescueman. Fictional Pararescue Jumper (PJ) that is the main character in the action/adventure thriller series written by Robert Capko. Trained to kill and save lives.

He went all "John Paxton" on his ass.

by whitewater rafter February 14, 2012