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Joseph Pavalon
The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.
400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."
Joseph Pavalon by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010
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PAVALAN
Beholders of the name Pavalan are those who have the capability of achieving lots of accomplishment and even the power to conquer the world. They are one of the smartest mathematicians in the world too!
PAVALAN by Asskicking March 1, 2021
Pavalonathon
Pavalonathon by The masteress February 7, 2010
Pavalote
Pavo = Turkey
Elote = Corn
Pavo + Elote = Pavalote
Pavalote was invented by: Chad Pearce ................ IM DUH MANG!!!!!!
Elote = Corn
Pavo + Elote = Pavalote
Pavalote was invented by: Chad Pearce ................ IM DUH MANG!!!!!!
Pavalote by Chad Pearce April 23, 2005
pavilon
John: Hey man how's your business going?
Josh: Doing okay but I want my business to become international.
John: Even sacrificing your well being?
Josh: Yes!
John: Wow! Your a pavilon.
Josh: Doing okay but I want my business to become international.
John: Even sacrificing your well being?
Josh: Yes!
John: Wow! Your a pavilon.
pavilon by Pavilon Cat November 23, 2021
pavilon
John: Hey! Josh how's your business going?
Josh: Doing great! Planning to expand over seas.
John: No matter the cost? Even putting your finance at risk?
Josh: Yes, no matter how bitter the journey is, I'll get there!
John: Wow! You're an pavilon.
Josh: Doing great! Planning to expand over seas.
John: No matter the cost? Even putting your finance at risk?
Josh: Yes, no matter how bitter the journey is, I'll get there!
John: Wow! You're an pavilon.
pavilon by Pavilon Cat November 27, 2021
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