patriothicc 

Passionate statesman whith fat in all the right places, creating sexy patriotic curves.

Benjamin Franklin was an American polymath and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, not only know for his patriotic state of mind but also his thicc state of being.
William Howard Taft was 27th President of the United States and was so thicc he got stuck in the White House's bathtub. Taft is a prime example of a Patriothicc full figure statesman.

*FUN FACT* Taft weighed 350 pounds

patriothicc by Baltyczar July 25, 2018

The Great Patriotic Pact 

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.

The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.

The Great Patriotic Pact by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023

Patrioticgemman 

A guy that uses the urban dictionary in an improper way.

I am Patrioticgemman.
Oh no!

Patrioticgemman by laser_fox March 5, 2021

patriotic 

The act of brown-nosing to a country. (See butt-kisser)

By being patriotic, he doesn't have to pay his taxes.

patriotic by Detranova July 28, 2003

Patriotic bravado

The right wing voters that dress as soldiers during the American Revolution or as Founding Fathers to try and prove that they are more patriotic and dedicated to America than anyone else. patriot, Founding Fathers, American Revolution, conservative, right wing, Fox news, Tea Party, Republican, Declaration of Independence, Constitution, freedom

I went down to the protest and there were tons of people dressed like soldiers during the American Revolution. Way too much patriotic bravado for me.

Patriotic bravado by joecoolthefool January 21, 2016

patrioticism 

Blindly following the leadership of George W. Bush.

He had so much patrioticism that he didn't even care if he died during the next war.

patrioticism by cool4dude April 28, 2005

Patriotic Cancer 

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.

I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker

Patriotic Cancer by k_brhodes July 6, 2014