Patagucci

Based on the brand Patagonia, a word used to describe their (arguably) overpriced clothing brand that is meant for outdoor activities, and is very useful and effective for such. Although many people still wear it for camping, hiking, and such, it has been largely taken over by people in Finance/Medicine/Computer Science who have recently landed high-paying jobs. Many companies also provide their jackets/vests or other clothing with their logos to their employees. Due to this, it has become a known unwritten uniform to many company's employees.

Example 1:

Man, I just got a bag of stuff for landing a job at (insert big finance firm/hospital/Tech Company)! Hmm, I got a folder with some brochures, some crappy pens, a yeti mug with the company logo on it, and a Patagucci vest. Time to wear it 24/7, at work or in public!

by TriBeCaBoy56 May 20, 2021

patagucci

The finest, chicest brand of outdoor gear available. It's prices reflect the chic nature, urban-outdoor friendliness and fabulous color schemes that Yvon Chouinard's Patagonia company produces. A fave among the yoga-girl set. They are really nice clothes. Look for the web special on the site.

My Solar Green White Smoke Patagucci jacket keeps me safe and protected from the elements when I stride out every morning to walk the dog.

by Cmackg October 20, 2005

Patagucci

The ugliest fucking thing in the store, but as long as it says Patagonia on it, it’s fucking rad.

Yo, I picked up some fresh patagucci today. I got a trucker hat, a Synchilla, and purple baggies. Also, I got some chacos.

by outdoorbore July 7, 2018

Patucci Landslide

When fucking a girl from behind, the smell of shit hits you. This causes you to vomit on her back, creating a lovely puke landslide.

After a nice Taco Bell dinner, I took Sally home and gave her a Patucci Landslide.

by EarlP September 20, 2012

Luca Petgucci

This man is one of the gayest people you will ever meant ever on a daily bases his friend have to remind him that he is straight and not gay.

Luca Petgucci- To overstep gayness with the homies

Ex: “Don’t be a Luca Petgucci you women”

by Joe Chema October 12, 2021

Lauren Palatucci

An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.

Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"

by mcerc June 27, 2021