TriBeCaBoy56's definitions

Ammosexual

A person who is obsessed with guns/firearms, sometimes to an unhealthy level. While not automatically a bad person, is often not well in the head and lets it show in other ways too. Also, often has thoughts about shooting others legally, often in self-defense as to get away with it scott-free.

Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.

Ammosexual: I love this new Daniel Defense DDM4 V7 rifle! I think I'll go to the range later and shoot some targets, and maybe, just maybe, someone will break into my house and I can shoot that scumbag's brains out!

Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?

Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 6, 2022

APUSH

A so-called class for high schoolers who wanted a more in-depth class in history to further their interest in history or something nerds take to make their college applications more impressive. People say "how bad can it be?" but 8/10 people will regret every second of their lives after taking it due to the massive amount of summer work and required reading. If you survive the class and get a 4 or 5 on the AP exam, you are one of the lucky ones who didn't lose their $75 payment and hours of free time to the evil CollegeBoard.

Glenn: Hey man! Can I see your schedule!

Colby: Sure!

Glenn: Hmm, looks like a tough year with APUSH along with 3 honors classes and 2 APs more, sure you want to do this?

Colby: Yeah, I think I can do this, I wanna go to Columbia or Harvard, maybe even Stanford or UC Berkeley!

Glenn: Okay, but be prepared for more stress than you've ever felt before. I'm just chilling here with my AP Macroeconomics and AP Psychology.

6 months later: Colby was soon after overwhelmed with 13 missing assignments and ended up behind on his studying for the final AP exam. He pulled off a 3, but just barely.

by TriBeCaBoy56 May 17, 2021

bad boy booth

A confessional. In Catholicism, it’s required to confess your sins to a priest inside a fully enclosed booth. This is part of the sacrament of reconciliation, and must be done in order to be in good standing with the church. Sins can be major like killing someone to something minor such as masturbating or smoking weed. Either way, they both must be confessed the same.

John: I had the craziest night last night, hotboxed it with Julia before she gave me head for 30 minutes.

Paul: Thats dope bro. Gonna go to the bad boy booth this Sunday?

John: Of course, I kinda have to.

by TriBeCaBoy56 August 10, 2024

bad boy booth

A confessional. In Catholicism, it’s required to confess your sins to a priest inside a fully enclosed booth. This is part of the sacrament of reconciliation, and must be done in order to be in good standing with the church. Sins can be major like killing someone to something minor such as masturbating or smoking weed. Either way, they both must be confessed the same.

John: I had the craziest night last night, hotboxed it with Julia before she gave me head for 30 minutes.

Paul: Thats dope bro. Gonna go to the bad boy booth this Sunday?

John: Of course, I kinda have to.

by TriBeCaBoy56 August 10, 2024

Travvy Patty

Another word for the Travis Scott burger at McDonalds, which is just a baconquarter pounder with cheese meal. Suprisingly only 20 cents more that the regular Bacon Quarter Pounder w/ cheese meal.

Kid 1: Man, you wanna get a travvy patty
Kid 2: Dude it's just a quarter pounder meal with bacon, nothing special
Kid 1: But Cacuts Jack told us to get it!
Kid 2: Fine, I'm kinda hungry anyways.
*At the Drive Thru
Kid 1: Ya'll already know what I'm here for; the Travvy Patty. Cactus Jack sent me
(Sicko Mode starts playing in the background)

by TriBeCaBoy56 September 13, 2020

Patagucci

Based on the brand Patagonia, a word used to describe their (arguably) overpriced clothing brand that is meant for outdoor activities, and is very useful and effective for such. Although many people still wear it for camping, hiking, and such, it has been largely taken over by people in Finance/Medicine/Computer Science who have recently landed high-paying jobs. Many companies also provide their jackets/vests or other clothing with their logos to their employees. Due to this, it has become a known unwritten uniform to many company's employees.

Example 1:

Man, I just got a bag of stuff for landing a job at (insert big finance firm/hospital/Tech Company)! Hmm, I got a folder with some brochures, some crappy pens, a yeti mug with the company logo on it, and a Patagucci vest. Time to wear it 24/7, at work or in public!

by TriBeCaBoy56 May 20, 2021

hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.

Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023