Definitions by Cmackg

campertop 

When you live in a northern clime, and wake up after a deep snow, you'll find your can now has a 1-2 foot campertop attached to the roof. These are driving hazzards unless removed.

Ah jeez, look at that ass-clown driving around with his campertop on. Slow down until he drops it -- something that huge ould dent our car.

campertop by cmackg February 9, 2010

mardi bras 

The bras that get tossed in trees slopeside at every ski slope.

Dude -- check those Mardi Bras out, they're all grey and tattered cause they've been hanging there all year long.

mardi bras by Cmackg March 18, 2008

patagucci 

The finest, chicest brand of outdoor gear available. It's prices reflect the chic nature, urban-outdoor friendliness and fabulous color schemes that Yvon Chouinard's Patagonia company produces. A fave among the yoga-girl set. They are really nice clothes. Look for the web special on the site.

My Solar Green White Smoke Patagucci jacket keeps me safe and protected from the elements when I stride out every morning to walk the dog.

patagucci by Cmackg October 20, 2005

disasterporn 

What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.

I've watched the last 2 weeks of hurricane disasterporn.

disasterporn by Cmackg September 27, 2005

obtanium 

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

obtanium by cmackg May 13, 2005