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pat-ball 

Pat-Ball or pat ball as it is also known is a game played predominantly by the youth of London. The game is played at school and involves hitting a tennis ball (or ball of similar properties) against the wall via the floor.

At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
The game is similar to squash except for a few minor details:
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet.
2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall.
3) There are no side walls.
A point is lost by:
1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn.
2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall.
3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first.
4) The ball not hitting the wall.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
pat-ball by Chris Jenkins February 3, 2007
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A game where you throw a tennis ball so that it bounces and then hits the wall, then the next player has to do the same.
The ball is allowed to bounce once after it hits the wall, failure to hit the ball results in the player who missed it to go out. Boundries exist, height and width.
When the ball hits exactly between the floor and the wall it is called 'Mids' and a rethrow is taken.
When someone gets in the way of you hitting the ball 'Obbs' is called and a rethrow takes place.
The one who serves the ball, is allowed one fault/bad serve.

This game was created in 1999 by KFX of Gunnersbury Catholic School when Gibbon banned hard footballs in the playground and allowed only sponge balls -costing 5 pounds - though worth less than 20p. Patball grew in popularity until it was banned in 2000, though this ban was ignored by the pupils, and even today with the original creators having left the school the sport is still thriving.
The definition of patball is pretty self explanatory.
Though in latter years a bouncy ball instead of a tennis ball was sometimes used.
Patball by xXx. May 3, 2006
A game involving any small and bouncy ball, typically a tennis ball, that is smacked upon a wall during interchanging shifting turns between a group of friends. Basically squach with your hands, but with extra rules. Can be played competitively or friendlily. XD
Ey yo man, les play patball.
Patball by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

Patballe 

The process where men have to replace their penis. Typically happens once per month, and can take up to ten hours to complete. Can be compared to a womans menstruation cycle.
Once per month; men go into a patballe to discard of their old penis to replace it with new and fresh sperm.
Patballe by NorwegianWithGuns October 30, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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