Definitions by itsPrYzm

BMI 

The body mass index. The classical way of defining and breaking one's degree of obesity when comparing one's body weight to height. In other words, it is a politically correct way of saying to someone that your a tub or lard.

Your BMI is off the charts, at 58585858855875477474744 TONNES
ur fatt.

BMI by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

Thot 

A very whorish women who dresses in strappy leathery clothes everywhere she goes. Typically asked to be gone.

BEGONE THOT!!!!

Thot by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

Father's Basement 

Similar to your mother's basement, except for the one key fact that, you do not game there for the rest of your life, but become a witness to your father's rapey motives and intentions. Can often find many missing people there that perfectly matching those wanted posters.

I found em. I gotta find the rest. Wait who's tha-
Deep down in the Father's Basement

Father's Basement by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

Patball 

A game involving any small and bouncy ball, typically a tennis ball, that is smacked upon a wall during interchanging shifting turns between a group of friends. Basically squach with your hands, but with extra rules. Can be played competitively or friendlily. XD

Ey yo man, les play patball.

Patball by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

The defenition of this very website, a website where you can find words that your dad says whilst beating your mom. Or perhaps words that appear in one of Rucka Rucka Ali's new track. Or even when you get so bored, that you search up Urban Dictionary in the urban dictionary.

Xcuse meh, why the fuck did you search Urban Dictionary IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY.

Urban Dictionary by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

Toilet Paper 

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.

Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.

Toilet Paper by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

Vsco Girl 

A very rare hybrid species of environmentalists and feminists (despite them being the same thing), who very ironically use 10 billion quarts or hair spray every day, aid in the descruction of society, along with their obsession with hydro flasks.

Stone them, stone the Vsco Girls.

Vsco Girl by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020