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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
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Often carries huge packages, such as ass & titties. Very rare to find. When they are found they are extremely hard to get with. Sometimes known as a goddess. Dates back to greek times, because many men chased her but no one could have her.
"i Wish i had a pashyn"
"Oh shit if i ever found one i'd dump them
Pashyn by anonymoussss#2343 July 4, 2010

Smashing Pasty 

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty
I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!
Smashing Pasty by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006
To decrise an unpleasant smell. Combination of Patas (feet) Sudor (sweat) and culo (ass)
Damm it smells like Pasucu.
Pasucu by Blak Elmo February 26, 2009

Gash Pasty 

A vagina that has been in disuse for a number of years; personal hygiene has always been a bit of a grey area for the owner of the Gash Pasty. The flaky outside, combined with with a not-so delicious greasy, meaty filling resembles a pasty. Of course, not all pasties smell like rancid cheese.
Tim: That was the worst gash pasty i've ever eaten out. From now on, I'm vegetarian.
Gash Pasty by Matt_Owen September 1, 2005

Pasty Smasher 

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
Pasty Smasher by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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