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Pastral pronouced: pay~strool
noun. The remaining pastry flakes after consuming something which contains pastry.

Pastralise pronouced: pay~stra~lies

verb. The action of licking ones fingers too attain flakes of pastry off a plate after consuming a tasty treat.
"I feel like a kid again with a place full of pastral".

Dude 1: "Are you finished with your pastry?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Why?"
Dude 1: "Good, because I'm going to pastralise the shit out of that plate!"
Pastral by Ferritocious Oncore December 23, 2010
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Pastalytize 

1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
(noun)
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er
On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.
Pastalytize by Rev. Dr. Biko January 8, 2013

pastrami mommy 

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.
She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.
pastrami mommy by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
pastra is a youtuber with the mascot of clyde, aka an ORANGE. FUCKING. SPAGHE-- *gunshots*

also the orange spaghetti gets fucking traumatised by a lanky demon called lankmann real

but yeah pastra mostly does content about horror games/series like fnaf, it steals, walten files and under the lighthouse

his artsyle is cool too
pastra is really fuckin cool /pos
pastra by Neutral_Destiny May 7, 2022

Pastrana Syndrome

Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.
My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legit case of Pastrana Syndrome!
Pastrana Syndrome by Nigel Bennett November 1, 2020

Travis Pastrana 

Travis Pastrana,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Mr Fatheree, Billy Mayes
Travis Pastrana by thug5149143 June 29, 2009

travis pastrana 

A sexy ass, motocross guy. who achieved a double backflip at the x games 12.
Travis Pastrana is the best.
travis pastrana by kandice kool October 25, 2006