parting the sea 

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

parting the sea by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Parting the brown sea 

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

Parting the brown sea by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

Parting the Red Sea 

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."

Parting the Red Sea by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

parting the Red Sea 

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

parting the Red Sea by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Parting the Red Sea 

Having sex with a girl who has her period.

Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!

Parting the Red Sea by RealArif August 28, 2013

parting the pink sea 

A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.

"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"

parting the pink sea by RYNO5001 July 13, 2016

Parting the Red sea 

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.

Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.

Parting the Red sea by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010