parshnips 

A random outbreak of excitment or something you say when there is nothing else to say. Basically means Parsnips, but sounds a bit better.

sitting in a cinema or a theatre when everything is quite and then...
"PARSHNIPS"

"Would you like some parsnips with that?"
"No Parshnips for me."

parshnips by EnnEmmEss January 8, 2008

parsnip 

The female form of man parts.

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"

parsnip by TerryO April 16, 2006

to have a parsnip 

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement

1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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to have a parsnip by JJars August 19, 2009

Purple Parsnip

West Country slang for your cock.

Let's play Hide the Purple Parsnip....

Purple Parsnip by Ruthie Baby July 19, 2006

parsnip depot 

A place where parsnips are stored. Also a feature location in the glorious "Sound-O-Vision" cartoon for kids, "wordParsnips A-Plenty/word."

"This must be the parsnip depot!"

parsnip depot by Phoojoeniam August 14, 2003

parsnips

Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.

Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.

parsnips by toastonrye March 31, 2009

boils my parsnips 

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.

Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"

boils my parsnips by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020