parsnips

Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.

Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.

by toastonrye March 31, 2009

Parsnips

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018

Parsnips

A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.

"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"

by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009

Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger

A burger that comes with parsnips

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.

Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

boils my parsnips

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.

Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"

by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020

Butters many Parsnips

something that turns you on

guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.

by Tilly Maxwell January 7, 2013