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A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳
That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.
Parsnips by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018
A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.
"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"
Parsnips by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009

Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger 

A burger that comes with parsnips
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"

parsnips a-plenty 

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.
Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...

boils my parsnips 

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.
Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"
boils my parsnips by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020

Butters many Parsnips 

guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.