Parsnip

A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."
"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay
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Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking parsnip!
Chris:*engadge in instant fisticuffs*
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Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?
by Crazy Abe January 27, 2004
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Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.
Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
by GrimePlex January 02, 2009
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When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.
"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"
by ladamian May 18, 2006
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"hannah, i love your parsnip!"
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Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.
Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.
by toastonrye March 31, 2009
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