parsnip 

The female form of man parts.

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"

parsnip by TerryO April 16, 2006

Parsnip 

A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."

"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay

Parsnip by DONUTPUNCHER June 7, 2016

Parsnip 

Just don’t say it

Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking parsnip!
Chris:*engadge in instant fisticuffs*

Parsnip by Dennis the dickhead May 17, 2018

parsnip 

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

parsnip by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

parsnip 

a gendernuetral term for aunt and uncle

"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this weeknd sweetie"

"hey dearest parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a cacti sweetie"

parsnip by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

parsnip 

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

parsnip by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

Parsnip 

Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?

Dude, what the hell is a parsnip?

Parsnip by Crazy Abe January 27, 2004