parsimoanious

"Crying poor mouth" in long drawn-out wails and whines, in an effort to deceive others into thinking dat you're "barely scraping by", when in reality you're merely a tightwad who actually has adequate assets to live/behave reasonably.

People who live in fancy houses and drive luxury cars are probably just being parsimoanious if they sorrowfully sigh dat they lack sufficient funds to provide occasional minor assistance to less-fortunate fellow humans.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023

Parsimonious

-Adjective

To hold on to every bit you can or try to use the bare minimum of what is needed

-Related words/phrases: Frugal, Ration, Small use, penny-pinching ect..

1) the teacher was very parsimonious and did not let the student use her supplies in fear of not having enough, and needing to buy more before his/her paycheck

Chad was Parsimonious when it came to his candy and when kids asked for some skittles he gave them one, just 1

by Serious Joker August 4, 2014

parsimonious

Thrifty. Could be either described as a wise spender, or unable to let go of money.

Jack was very parsimonious, he always wanted to buy that souvenir, but everytime we passed by the shop, he would always decide not to.

by Brandon Vo August 29, 2006

Parsimonious

A hoarding, self Seeking, bottom feeder unwilling to help other with resources they have. Who does things only for his own benefit and is often morally shunned. People who have little to no conscience and will lie, cheat, steal and manipulate others for their own benefit. A person who cares only for themselves and has no empathy or sympathy for others. These people will often ask who's going to pay for social solutions and admit they don't care enough to want to pay.

That ungrateful parsimonious piece of crap couldn't afford to help with our mom's funeral but she can afford to get her hair and nails done but she'll be first in line to receive her inheritance.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Parsimonious

Adjective:

Definition:
Quite the tight arse.
Uber conservative to the extreme.
One who must urgently flee when their round is due.
Someone who shamelessly announces "I bags the dregs from the public bar drip tray"

Synonyms: frugal, miserly, stingy, tight as a fishes arsehole,

Usage:
During the week after riverfire, daily lunch time punters quickly learned, that Clayton reckons Paul is an olympic class parsimonious cunt.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025

parsimonious

so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips

that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots

by doughnut dave June 26, 2025

Parsamonious

Skin flint

Don't act like a skin flint or parsamonious

by anonymous January 14, 2021