A crack commando unit from Vietnam that was sent to prison in 1972 for a crime they did not commit. After promptly escaping from a maximum security stocade, they now survive as soldiers of fortune, still on the run from the military police. They work for anyone who is in need of help and are innocent, hard-working people trying to make a living, and will usually do the job for free, even though they are supposedly "hired."
Consists of leader Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith, Sergeant Bosco "B.A." Baracus, Lieutenant Templeton "Face" Peck, and Captain "Howlin' Mad" Murdock.
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: The A-Team."
Any
Long Island Rail Road train that leaves
Penn Station any time between 10:00PM and 4:30AM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday night that is packed to the brim with
guidos and other assorted
bros and
hos whom are all wasted and shouting at each other (and anyone else on the train who isn't a bro) for the entirety of the trip.
Named after the fact that said bros usually start and finish every sentence with "Bro!", such as in "Bro bro bro! Bro, that skank totally wanted to bang you bro!"
Most bro trains are delayed at Jamaica Station because of fights that break out on the train.
Avoid the bro train at all costs!
"Fuck, there's no way I'm getting out of the city without taking the bro train! Can I crash at your apartment for a few hours?"
