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Bro Train 

Any Long Island Rail Road train that leaves Penn Station any time between 10:00PM and 4:30AM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday night that is packed to the brim with guidos and other assorted bros and hos whom are all wasted and shouting at each other (and anyone else on the train who isn't a bro) for the entirety of the trip.

Named after the fact that said bros usually start and finish every sentence with "Bro!", such as in "Bro bro bro! Bro, that skank totally wanted to bang you bro!"

Most bro trains are delayed at Jamaica Station because of fights that break out on the train.

Avoid the bro train at all costs!
"Fuck, there's no way I'm getting out of the city without taking the bro train! Can I crash at your apartment for a few hours?"
Bro Train by Phoojoeniam June 15, 2008
Acronym for "What's the big idea?" Soon to replace the old and overused "WTF."

Can also be said "WTI" for simply "What's the idea?"

Originated from the Three Stooges short films.
Hey man, I hit u and u didnt die!!111 WTBI????!?!?!/?//11
WTBI by Phoojoeniam January 8, 2004
Acronym for "What's the idea?" Soon to replace the old and overused "WTF."

Can also be said "WTBI" for "What's the big idea?" to place greater emphasis.

Originated from the Three Stooges short films.
omfg u hax.
no i dont.
i will kik u!11111
omg y did u kik my friend??? wti???
STFU!!1
WTI by Phoojoeniam January 8, 2004
The sound Mega Man (or MegaMan if you prefer) makes when he is hit by an enemy or hazardous object.
Ahh! There is one of those little things that move fast when you stand near it! It's gonna hit me! Noo! *EUCHRE!!!*
euchre by Phoojoeniam November 19, 2003
Milton: What's a rerun?
rerun by Phoojoeniam November 16, 2003

embossed 

1. A Photoshop® filter that pwnz.
2. Used for no apparent reason whenever insanity creeps into a conversation.
1.
Embossing is cool.

2.
2hot4u: wut were taking bout?
Phoojoeniam: why are you embossed?
2hot4u: STFU!
Phoojoeniam: ykthx?
embossed by Phoojoeniam October 10, 2003

crazy fool

Hannibal, you're crazy. Just like that crazy fool Murdock.
crazy fool by Phoojoeniam October 2, 2003