Phoojoeniam's definitions

Bro Train

Any Long Island Rail Road train that leaves Penn Station any time between 10:00PM and 4:30AM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday night that is packed to the brim with guidos and other assorted bros and hos whom are all wasted and shouting at each other (and anyone else on the train who isn't a bro) for the entirety of the trip.

Named after the fact that said bros usually start and finish every sentence with "Bro!", such as in "Bro bro bro! Bro, that skank totally wanted to bang you bro!"

Most bro trains are delayed at Jamaica Station because of fights that break out on the train.

Avoid the bro train at all costs!

"Fuck, there's no way I'm getting out of the city without taking the bro train! Can I crash at your apartment for a few hours?"

by Phoojoeniam June 15, 2008

alot

The retarded way to spell "a lot."

Alot is supposed to be two seperate words, you fucking moron! Take a fucking grammar class!

by Phoojoeniam May 6, 2003

internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.

by Phoojoeniam September 14, 2003

2hot4u

Generic screen name used for anything on the Internet. Found in the episode "Brainswitch" of the excellent television cartoon series SEALAB 2021.

YOU WERE KILLED BY 2HOT4U
Captain Murphy (voiced by the late Harry Goz): Man, this 2hot4u is good!

by Phoojoeniam October 2, 2003

Shift-3

See Phoojoeniam's definition for # or pound.

Phoojoeniam: Shift-3
TonyDanza: #

by Phoojoeniam September 6, 2003

euchre

The sound Mega Man (or MegaMan if you prefer) makes when he is hit by an enemy or hazardous object.

Ahh! There is one of those little things that move fast when you stand near it! It's gonna hit me! Noo! *EUCHRE!!!*

by Phoojoeniam November 19, 2003

embossed

1. A Photoshop® filter that pwnz.
2. Used for no apparent reason whenever insanity creeps into a conversation.

1.
Embossing is cool.

2.
2hot4u: wut were taking bout?
Phoojoeniam: why are you embossed?
2hot4u: STFU!
Phoojoeniam: ykthx?

by Phoojoeniam October 10, 2003