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parkitect 

a person who engages in the profession of architecture, but wastes the majority of his working life on drawing and counting parking spaces.
Small talk at a party:
Gorgeous blonde: "what do you do?"
John: "I am a parkitect..."
Gorgeous blonde "Cool! Sketching, making scale models, philosophy meets physics...?"
John: "ehm, yeah, and what do you do?"
parkitect by Edmanski March 25, 2008
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Just another redneck looking to become extinct thankfully.

Spotted in Hicksville USA where idiots protest against the pandemic.
Look at that stupid redneck wearing a "Partiot" patch on his jacket. Just makes you glad he's going to be extinct soon.
partiot by Hotty 2 Trotty April 20, 2020

Parkitecture 

Noun.
Temporary art, culture, leisure amenities* to facilitate informal, intergenerational gathering on public property.
That shade project in Cambridge is a masterpiece of parkitecture.
Parkitecture by ShadeCambridge February 24, 2025
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026