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Parzanese 

A dumb lying slut. Guaranteed she got promoted by sucking dick. Most likely to fuck up your day and then fuck (sleep with) everyone you work with. Do not put in a supervisor position.
That's the 15th boy she's had in her room this week. What a parzanese!
Parzanese by Jmoney2432 February 14, 2018
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a god sent language that only Yeat can speak. Also known as twizanese.
Example of percanese taken from Yeats IG story:
“Big shitter in the ubeski, big pissy in the trunky”
Translation: He's saying he has that shit on
him(shit meaning gun) in the Uber, the pissy in the trunk means he has lean in his
luggage which is in the trunk of the vehicle.
percanese by Lil Paki January 11, 2022
Related Words

parkenese 

A language spoken by only the very drunk, and undecipherable except by another drunk.


Mark was so drunk he was speaking "Parkenese"
parkenese by galen bennett January 30, 2008

Paraneek 

Taking a second look or peek out of paranoia that something wasn't done properly the first time
Every time I drop a letter off in the USPS mailbox, I open the mailbox again and paraneek the inside to make sure my envelope actually went in.
Paraneek by skimsays May 7, 2015

parmanese 

saying jibberish that no one can understand. can be considered language of the gods
ur speaking parmanese
parmanese by usuash March 6, 2021

paralese 

him: “paralese is so hot that’s why we can’t touch her.”
paralese by paralese August 19, 2021
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