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When you let out a dank ass fart that was made by the devil himself and everyone has to leave the room cause you just parred them all off with a wet one.
You all just got a nostrell full of my Parfume, cho
Parfume by Oof that stinks! November 30, 2018
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snatch parfume 

Is the after smell on your cock or in your bedroom after you had sex. This also pertains to the sex smell found in ones belly button after having sex with a overly "wet" woman!
Tom could believe the strong snatch parfume in his bedroom, after having fucked Lisa!
snatch parfume by guyfawkes74 December 14, 2009

perfumed 

Producing a foul, unpleasant odor; stinking; stenched;
Man: Whew! Somebody on that elevator was highly perfumed!
Woman: Perfumed? More like skunky! That was foul body odor!😷
Man: That's what I was referring to, in a sort of diplomatic way!
perfumed by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2022

Cheap Perfume 

The smell of marijuana
Also "Sweet Perfume"
"Now the half-time air was sweet perfume", Don McLean - American Pie

"A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume" Journey - Don't stop believin'

bum perfume 

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
bum perfume by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021

Pretty Whore Perfume 

That wonderful fragrance on your clothing the morning after you had an amazing couch dance with a hot stripper the night before. It's a combination of cigarette smoke, cheap perfume and booze. Sometimes it is accompanied by a layer of stripper dust as an added bonus.
Jim said to Robert, "bro, you smell of Pretty Whore Perfume. You may want to change clothes before you go home tonight"! And that stripper dust is a dead bang giveaway! Did you pack a bro bag with a change of clothes?

Your mom's perfume 

What I smell like.
Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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