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paratroopin

the art of shitting on people from a great height, causing mass brain damage when it hits them
Did you hear about nigel? he was a paratroopin victim
paratroopin by Protocol85 December 9, 2008

paratrooping

When you're in another city and you go in a bar with the sole intention of sleeping with somebody just so you have a place to stay.
Joy: So, which hotel are you staying at in Boston?
Steve: Actually, I think I'll just go paratrooping this time.
paratrooping by nameless-baby December 17, 2008

Paratrooping

Similar to the concept of paratroopers designed by the military to be dropped behind enemy lines, knowing that they will fight harder when they have no option to retreat, paratrooping is when you go to a bar in another city intentionally not having a place to stay that night, because you will work harder if you have no choice but to go home with a girl.
"I really wanted to trade up to a hotter girl, but I had to take the sure thing because I was paratrooping"
Paratrooping by charmdlife February 7, 2013

parapooping 

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet. If one has diarrhea, this is called an enola spray.
James: Yo that seat is gross.
Phil:just go parapooping.
parapooping by zacizzle May 11, 2009

paratrooper 

{n} elite soldier who jumps from aircraft over battlefield. Average age is 18-21, male, highly trained and motivated to kill. Is usually heavily armed. Generally badass motherfuckers.
Also known as: Vertical envelopment shock trooper

{ant} LEG
Look at that crazy fucker killing all those enemies! He must be a paratrooper!
paratrooper by Dirty Black Rob September 28, 2005

Paratrooping

After flying in from out of town, the act of foregoing a hotel room and going straight to the bar with the sole intention of hooking up with someone so you have a place to stay for the night
"I hear you're going to Vegas this weekend. Where are you staying?"

"Not sure yet. The boys and I are paratrooping it straight from the airport."
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