paranoidio

someone who is very paranoid about something and keeps talking on about the paranoid thing.

Space: Wait, you're hiding? What's happening? Is a serial killer on the loose?? Is there a disappearance ghoul?? Is there a flying whiteboard coming our way?? There must be something wrong because you're hiding. You never hide. Are you mentally sane still? Oh yeah your friend is coming over and trying to take over the world, right! Totally not a part of our imagination. We must check on that betagori baby. Otherwise maybe friendynin might be coming for us! Something is definitely wrong right! I'm not paranoid!!!
Tree: What?
Space: It's perfectly justified that I'm paranoid! Tree's hiding and Tree has a psycho friend. Duty of care. Don't you understand anything? Space and Tree must be prepared: check on everything and get everything like it's the takeover and...
*22 minutes and 89 seconds later*
Space: toilet paper so-
*Tree throws opi rock*
*Space is stunned*
Tree: Phew! I can go now! Space is such a paranoidio...

by awinokotobaha March 25, 2026

Marvin The Paranoid Android

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012

paranoid

For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia. Paranoia is the thought processm, which is heavily influenced by anxiety and/or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards ones own self. Greek translation of paranoia simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind). Historically, this characterization was used to describe any extreme delusional state.

Someone who is crazy and thinks everyone is always out to get them, take them down, or cause them to fail at everything and anything they undertake.

Paranoid: Song by the Jonas Brothers from the album: Lines, Vines and Trying Times

Dude that lady is way paranoid! She keeps telling me that something is out to get her and it is lurking in the shadows.

by Qbancncer April 15, 2010

Space Paranoids

A game from the 1982 movie TRON. Encom recently remastered the game and uploaded it to the interwebs for everyone to play. Currently, the only person to reach the top score of Space Paranoids is Kevin Flynn, with a score of 999,000. The player drives a tank and tries to shoot down turrets, other tanks, and flying ship things called Recognizers.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you played Space Paranoids yet? I almost got one of the top 5 high scores."

Guy 2: "No, I haven't, but it sounds really fun."

by h4m_80n3 August 16, 2010

Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010

paranoid fantasy

The act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification.

Feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you.

Thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others.

Cindy didn't invite me to her party and I went into a paranoid fantasy until I realised she HAD emailed me an invite and it was caught in my inbox junk folder....phew!

by Zeddie August 1, 2009

paranoid

Believing unreasonably that you cannot trust other people, or that they are trying to harm you or have a bad opinion of you. also it could be a mental illness.

-Malcolm got really paranoid, deciding that there was a conspiracy out to get him.

-Don't be such a paranoid !

by Todd95i December 18, 2012