paperio 

When you’re bored af in school and all the games are blocked except one.

I’m so bored

Fine let’s play Paperio

paperio by DotheDerek November 22, 2021

paperwork 

Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.

"Lemme see your paperwork."

paperwork by Tochterlieber March 19, 2014

Papertoweling 

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.

Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.

Papertoweling by Li XiaoLong August 14, 2018

research papering 

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.

Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.

research papering by (B)^2 March 28, 2009

paperwork marriage

A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.

Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.

paperwork marriage by jepleure November 12, 2009

Paperone 

A person who chaperones a PAP smear

Nurse in resident clinic: Any special needs for your patients today?
Doctor C.G. : Yeah, my second patient this afternoon needs a paperone

Paperone by AGRODEO August 4, 2022

paper.io 

a fun slither.io knock-off where you can be a paper snake

Paper.io is ma fave game.

paper.io by Creamy P. Nutbutter April 27, 2017