paper weights

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.

David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...

by Intraweb October 14, 2005

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.

"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."

by alpinegh March 16, 2016