paperweight

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.

"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

paperweight

When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.

JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah

by MrFeeney August 09, 2008

paperweight

noun

A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.

A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.

Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.

by Emre August 14, 2004

Paperweight

When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.

It is similar to a cargoyle.

Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away

by ThatGuy19120382018317 January 24, 2011

paperweight

See Macintosh or PS3

This mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy...

by Darkv1 April 19, 2007

Paperweight

Refers to the less attractive person in the relationship.

I can’t believe Mimi is with David - he’s so the paperweight in the relationship.

by BootyInspector February 06, 2018

paperweight

1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student

The printer turned out to be a paperweight.

by The return of Light Joker January 21, 2011