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ur pap a trap
“Ur pap a trap” is basically the ultimate form of “ur mom gay”, the origin of this phrase is unknown and is vastly superior to all its counterparts by stating that your grandfather is in fact a trap. Also blocks all “No U”s.
ur pap a trap by Paptrapman March 13, 2018
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Ur Pap a Trap
John: "Ur Mom Gay"
Jerry: "Ur sister a mister"
John : "Ur pap a trap"
Jerry: *Dies instantly, along with God, Zeus, Odin, and all other God's of the Aztecs, Nordics, Mayans, Egyptians, and the Incas, bringing all people of Earth to their knees as they await the punishment from Satan for using the forbidden insult.*
Jerry: "Ur sister a mister"
John : "Ur pap a trap"
Jerry: *Dies instantly, along with God, Zeus, Odin, and all other God's of the Aztecs, Nordics, Mayans, Egyptians, and the Incas, bringing all people of Earth to their knees as they await the punishment from Satan for using the forbidden insult.*
Ur Pap a Trap by PeffdaddyD May 11, 2018
ur pap a trap
in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.
if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"
*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"
*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
ur pap a trap by Total_desolation May 11, 2018
papa lapped a pap lopped
papa lapped a pap lopped by theintertron June 17, 2004
Half a pap
Half a pap by Turfed June 23, 2023
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