to stake out or
case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to
sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and
running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.
"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some
douche grabbed my dockers and went
joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the
popped collars at?"