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panty ninja 

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.
Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.
panty ninja by mr pinky June 26, 2007
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party ninja

N. A person who loves to dance, eat, drink, and party with all their friends. This person is highly social and seems to know everyone @ the party. They Show up at a good time, usually appearing suddenly without making an entrance. Because of their popularity, they are often invited to multiple parties at once. They stealthily vacate and "party-hop" too their next location. Almost ninja like.
Wow, she's such a party ninja, She's hitting up my buddies party too!
party ninja by h22 tek November 6, 2010

party ninja

A person that parties so much, they become professional party people. They specialized in the unorthodox art of party. The functions of a party ninja include out competing all competitors in drinking, party games, and the art of seduction.

The party ninja, using covert methods of party, are so skilled that people can't figure out how they chugged so fast, drank so much, dominate in games, or how they seduce. .

The mysterious skills of the party ninja has long captured popular imagination of all party people worldwide.
Wow look at that party ninja, she's taking over the party!
party ninja by Tek13 22 December 10, 2010

free pants ninja 

A stealthy, deadly person who sneaks through the night delivering deadly doses of free pants to unsuspecting victims.
Sean was being a free pants ninja last night. What a gaylord.

Pantz Ninja

An ass-raper who really enjoys raping other men.
The Pantz Ninja got me last night.
Pantz Ninja by John Kreja November 14, 2004

Party Ninja

n; Someone who stealthily sneaks into a party or social gathering they weren't invited to. Party Ninjas are also known to tear up the place and abuse its resources, disappearing without a trace like a Ninja.
Dude, that Party Ninja is laying the smackdown on the keg of beer! Grab him! Wait, don't let him get a way!! Wha... where'd he go?
Party Ninja by Jin Saotome May 14, 2005

pants ninja 

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."
pants ninja by PantsNinja February 8, 2015