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A satchel containing the necessary materials for a female to change into a clean pair of panties after soiling the pair she is wearing due to sexual excitement. Items typically include: a ziploc bag, wet wipes, tongs, smell good spray, and a fresh t-zoid.
After Todd serenaded Beth with an acoustic guitar solo, she was in desperate need of a panty kit.
panty kit by pd3000 May 18, 2011
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Party Kitten 

A cute sub-par party animal. Has their moments in the spotlight on the dance floor, but only gets things going in the midst of chaos and dim-lighting. Generally not very self-concious; part of the party but not the scene.
Why is that kid fretting? He's just a party kitten.
Party Kitten by Avianasian June 2, 2011

peed the kitchen's pants 

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor
Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

Kitty Party 

A kitty party is a get together of, usually, housewives ,where the party is held in one lady's house or in hotel,(if house is not convenient) every month. One lady collects money from all members who intend to attend the party or One person throw the party in turns. Food is arranged by the hostess,a few games,gossiping, tambola.....it is actually a way of time pass and saving and sense of belonging to a group.
We are having Kitty Party at Mrs. Sharma's residence
Kitty Party by Amlas November 22, 2010

Kitty Pants

Kitty pants are any sort of leg wear that contain a cat, the cat may be on the leg of the pant or on a back pocket or seat of the pant. They are frequently worn by virgins and substitute teachers and are often accompanied by a matching seasonal sweater. The cat(s) may be embroidered, printed, painted or applied by any means. If anyone owns said fashion disaster, they are discouraged from wearing these pants in public, though the shear fact that they own them is a travesty in and of itself. The women that wear these pants spend most nights alone with a box of wine in their condos with their 27 real cats.
Oh, those are kitty pants. Don't worry, Molly's a virgin. She's allowed to wear kitty pants.
Kitty Pants by Jennnn-ay April 22, 2011

Kitty party 

A get together of a bunch of asian women from modern families. eg from karachi or lahore. They have a kitty, collect money for the next kitty party!
Have you been invited to auntie guddo's kitty party?
Kitty party by nazt June 5, 2005

kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!
"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"
kittens in my pants by Sl!m December 30, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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