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A satchel containing the necessary materials for a female to change into a clean pair of panties after soiling the pair she is wearing due to sexual excitement. Items typically include: a ziploc bag, wet wipes, tongs, smell good spray, and a fresh t-zoid.
After Todd serenaded Beth with an acoustic guitar solo, she was in desperate need of a panty kit.
panty kit by pd3000 May 18, 2011
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Party Kitten 

A cute sub-par party animal. Has their moments in the spotlight on the dance floor, but only gets things going in the midst of chaos and dim-lighting. Generally not very self-concious; part of the party but not the scene.
Why is that kid fretting? He's just a party kitten.
Party Kitten by Avianasian June 2, 2011

peed the kitchen's pants 

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor
Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

Kitty Party 

A kitty party is a get together of, usually, housewives ,where the party is held in one lady's house or in hotel,(if house is not convenient) every month. One lady collects money from all members who intend to attend the party or One person throw the party in turns. Food is arranged by the hostess,a few games,gossiping, tambola.....it is actually a way of time pass and saving and sense of belonging to a group.
We are having Kitty Party at Mrs. Sharma's residence
Kitty Party by Amlas November 22, 2010

Kitty Pants

Kitty pants are any sort of leg wear that contain a cat, the cat may be on the leg of the pant or on a back pocket or seat of the pant. They are frequently worn by virgins and substitute teachers and are often accompanied by a matching seasonal sweater. The cat(s) may be embroidered, printed, painted or applied by any means. If anyone owns said fashion disaster, they are discouraged from wearing these pants in public, though the shear fact that they own them is a travesty in and of itself. The women that wear these pants spend most nights alone with a box of wine in their condos with their 27 real cats.
Oh, those are kitty pants. Don't worry, Molly's a virgin. She's allowed to wear kitty pants.
Kitty Pants by Jennnn-ay April 22, 2011

Kitty party 

A get together of a bunch of asian women from modern families. eg from karachi or lahore. They have a kitty, collect money for the next kitty party!
Have you been invited to auntie guddo's kitty party?
Kitty party by nazt June 5, 2005

kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!
"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"
kittens in my pants by Sl!m December 30, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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